RED – Retired, Extremely Dangerous

RED. A comedy/action flick starring the legendary Bruce Willis. Retired CIA agent Frank Moses (Willis) is drowning in the monotony of his daily life. His one bright spot is talking to his pension services representative. Sarah (Mary-Louise Parker) finds her excitement in the pages of trashy romance novels and in her phone calls with Frank. When a team of mercenaries is sent to eliminate Moses, he sets off to find out why. A cross-country road trip, a kidnapping, and numerous killings/near-killings later, the stage is set for all-out war. War between Frank Moses’s reassembled team (Morgan Freeman, John Malkovich, Helen Mirren, Brian Cox) and William Cooper (Karl Urban), backed by the entire CIA.

One of this movie’s (many) strengths is its all-star cast. Marvin Boggs (Malkovich) is absolutely stupendous as the team crazy. He is just as funny the 15th time around as the first. Posh British assassin Victoria (Mirren) is uber-cool too, as is her Russian ex-lover Ivan (Cox). Their rekindled romance is just too adorable for words. And of course Morgan Freeman is always, always a treat. Cooper is a phenomenal villain, both formidable and likeable. Rounding it out, we have a cameo by Ernest Borgnine – RED is an exceptionally well-cast film.

The action is non-stop; so too is the humor. RED also manages to maintain a certain innocence and zest for life. A clearly-defined sense of right and wrong, good guys and bad guys, sets this show apart from the rest of the pack. But I think one of the coolest things about this movie is the age of its actors. Bruce Willis and his team are all too “old” to be playing action heroes or romantic figures. But that’s not stopping them. And their experience in the film industry has made them some of the best at what they do. Added together, all these things give RED a charming old-school vibe – like the Mission Impossible TV show from the 60’s. Action, intrigues, camaraderie, glitzy galas, shoot-outs in the woods, romance, and lots and lots of automatic weapons fire. An absolutely awesome show. One that I whole-heartedly recommend for viewers of all ages.